Bell's World

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what are you doing this weekend ??
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let's do something different
- - - if you are adult and adventurous in your sexuality...
click here

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chaps are just pants with no crotch...
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tons of shopping to do today and tomorrow...
plus I have to catch up on some phone calls
with some of my pups... they need a good DOSE of - Mistress Evelyn :
http://www.dominaohio.com/samples.html

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here's a quote that caught MY eye:

Licking your “sack” doesn’t count and licking just the base of your penis
doesn’t count, and sucking just the head doesn’t count either."

quote taken from:
http://www.washblade.com/2003/12-12/view/behavior/nehavior.cfm


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Ozzie Gives a Thumbs Up:
http://www.megastar.co.uk/meganews/news/2003/12/11/sMEG01MTA3MTE0MjEyOTc.html


but...

I also saw this:

Ozzy Osbourne Stopped Breathing:
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20031212_589.html

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Woman 'hasn't slept for eight years'
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_845203.html

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TODAY's   LIVE   Events:

Boxing
Steve Argeris
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, December 12, 2003; 10:30 a.m. ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/sp_sports_argeris121203.htm


College Football
Matt Rennie & Matt Bonesteel
Washington Post
Friday, December 12, 2003; Noon ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_sports_college121203.htm


Q&A with Bob Levey
Bob Levey
Washington Post Columnist
Friday, December 12, 2003; Noon ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_metro_levey121203.htm


Tell Me About It
With Carolyn Hax
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, December 12, 2003; Noon ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_style_hax121203.htm

enjoy past articles in her column here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/style/columns/tellmeaboutit/


Off the Page
With Tim Parks
British Novelist
Friday, December 12, 2003; 1:00 p.m ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_books_parks121203.htm


Flu Season
Dr. Mark Weissman
Chief of Pediatrics, Children's National Medical Center
Friday, December 12, 2003; 2:00 p.m ET http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/sp_health_weissman121203.htm

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My special friend Tom says I should share with you some of the
NAUGHTY things I say to him - - - LOL - - -
so here's something I told him just this morning when I mentioned
how COLD it is here in Dayton, Ohio USA :

"I guess I could find some new XXX to promote today to warm me up...
but... that would just end up making me wet...
and then I would not only be COLD... but COLD and WET..."

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Wizard of Oz - in the NEWS:

Wizard of OZ - Collectibles:
http://wizardofoz.collectiblestoday.com/ct/store/wizardofoz/store_woz_front.jsp?cm_ven=Search&cm_cat=Google&cm_pla=Performics&cm_ite=Keyword
Wizard of Oz - Movie Shop:
http://movies.collectiblestoday.com/ct/store/movies/store_ms_front.jsp
Wizard of Oz - Precious Collectibles Version:
http://movies.collectiblestoday.com/ct/section/sec-moviewizardx2839.jsp
Wizard of Oz - Costumes:
http://www.clicket.com/costume/woz/woz.html

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photograph of the day - a nice winter scene on the Whitehouse:
(lots of trees - and you all KNOW how much I LOVE trees...)
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/EnlargePhoto.pl?MediaUseId=2001810387&NewsURL=

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be sure to catch these LIVE - Events - TODAY. . .
Sports: Redskins
Mark Maske
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, December 11, 2003; 10:45 a.m. ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/sp_sports_maske121103.htm

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What's Cooking Special: Vegetarian Holiday
Kim O'Donnel
washingtonpost.com Staff Writer
Thursday, December 11, 2003; Noon ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_food_cooking121103.htm

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Dirda on Books
Hosted by Michael Dirda
Washington Post Book World Senior Editor
Thursday, December 11, 2003; 2:00 p.m ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_books_dirda121103.htm

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something NAUGHTY is coming your way
either later tonight or tomorrow...
come back with 10 minutes to spare
and some energy. . . . . . . . . (wink)
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Live - TODAY
Capitalism in Putin's Russia
Steven Pearlstein
Washington Post Business and Economy Columnist
Wednesday, December 10, 2003; 11:00 a.m. ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_business_pearlstein121003.htm

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Did you miss - Rob Pegoraro's - LIVE - presentation titled:
"Fast Forward: Holiday Gadget Shopping "
if so you can catch the transcript of the show here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31807-2003Dec3.html

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and - - - tomorrow - - - be sure to catch these LIVE - Events. . .
Sports: Redskins
Mark Maske
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, December 11, 2003; 10:45 a.m. ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/sp_sports_maske121103.htm

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What's Cooking Special: Vegetarian Holiday
Kim O'Donnel
washingtonpost.com Staff Writer
Thursday, December 11, 2003; Noon ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_food_cooking121103.htm

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Dirda on Books
Hosted by Michael Dirda
Washington Post Book World Senior Editor
Thursday, December 11, 2003; 2:00 p.m ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_books_dirda121103.htm

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did you see what Woody put on his BLOG for the date of 12-2-03.... ??
if not - take a moment - and enjoy:
http://www.sexxxpic.net/blog/blogger.html


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Taxi Drivers Allowed to Wear Costumes:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_845491.html?menu=news.latestheadlines
Elvis the Cabby:
http://www.cab-elvis.com/
I think Cabby Elvis should get one of the Billvis Standups - from here - don't you ??
http://www.clicket.com/standup/standup.asp?pageid=politics

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Ho Ho Ho -or- Ho No No
How to Surrvive Santa Season:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/news/lifestyles/links/how_tos/howto_holidays.html

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BTW - could you use a HOLIDAY ANGEL with HUGE Boobs...
you read that right... an angel with Big Tits...
should I say it again - - - an angel with Big Breasts...
or should that be HUGE JUGS...
big headlights... bright headbeams... hooters...
(what's your favorite word for boobies ??)
if you would like one - in your home - step one might
be:
http://www.clicket.com/xmas/new/costumes.asp?Group=xmas*angels

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For those in the HOLIDAY Spirit but SPACE challenged as far as space to decorate...
Might I suggest this:
Item - ST243
here:
http://www.clicket.com/standup/standup.asp?pageid=christmas

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while you are there
if you are curious which one I most want of what I see available there...
it's item - st440
here:
http://www.clicket.com/standup/standup.asp?pageid=LordofRings

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Happy Birthday - Donny Osmond!!!

Official Donny Osmond Site:
http://www.donny.com/
I have to get the new CD - "Somewhere In Time"
http://store.donny.com/category.i?catid=1

Donny Osmond - behind bars for Christmas - - - - WHAT ???
http://store.donny.com/product.i?pid=107

Donny Osmond - Host of - Pyramid:
http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/pyramid/index_ie.html

Donny Osmond - Home - Barefoot and in Jeans - - - - Oh yeah !!!!!
http://store.donny.com/product.i?pid=58
and I can even get that on something to wear on my big boobs:
http://store.donny.com/product.i?pid=56

Donny Osmond - Biography:
http://www.osmond.com/oframe-donny.html

- - and the Official - - - Osmond FAMILY Site

Official OSMOND Family Site:
http://www.osmond.com/

tons of Donny stuff here:
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?GetResult&query=Donny+Osmond&from=R8&ht=1&combine=y&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&st=1


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Ozzy Injured:
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,8118685%255E2902,00.html
Ozzy Osbourne:
http://www.ozzyosbourne.com/
Black Sabbath:
http://www.blacksabbath.com/

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Some of your favorite entertainers and even Laura Bush were
moving to "Sex Machine" and the line "Shake Your MONEYMAKER"
Sunday night at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
- Kennedy Center Honors of 2003

2003 Honorees include:
Carol Burnett, Mike Nichols, Loretta Lynn, James Brown, Itzhak Perlman

The event brought together over 450 recruits to participate in the
extravaganza, making this the largest Honors event in history.
Among the 450 were such names as: Bernadette Peters, Harvey Korman,
Tim Conway, Elaine Stritch, Florence Henderson, Chita Rivera, Meryl Streep,
Candice Bergen, Reba McEntire, Garth Brooks, LL Cool J, Tom Stoppard,
Anastacia, Lyle Lovett, Pinchas Zukerman, Alan Alda, Kim Cattrall,
Trisha Yearwood and Sissy Spacek to name a few.


pictures:
http://www.kennedy-center.org/programs/specialevents/honors/


Carol Burnett at Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index%3Ddvd%26field-keywords%3Dcarol%20burnett%26results-process%3Ddefault%26dispatch%3Dsearch/ref%3Dpd%5Fsl%5Faw%5Ftops-1%5Fdvd%5F3105550%5F2/103-9138212-2839018



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I had a busy busy busy weekend... but I did take time to do some
FUN things... perhaps I'll tell you about some of them tomorrow...
the one I am most anxious to share with you will be for
an "FOR ADULTS ONLY" readership....

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in the meantime

Pantyhose Peek


and there is a LIVE event today that I'd like to tell you about...

Career Track Live
Hosted by Mary Ellen Slayter
Washington Post columnist
Monday, December 08, 2003; 11:00 a.m. ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_careertracklive_120803.htm


and an advance notice that tomorrow the one I most want to try to catch is:

Strength & Fitness
With Marty Gallagher
Special to washingtonpost.com
Tuesday, December 09, 2003; Noon ET
http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03/r_fitness_120903.htm


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Space Invaders - Reloaded:
http://www.iht.com/articles/120412.html

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Transvestite Perry wore a purple satin dress with the word "sissy" embroidered
on along with rabbits and a big green bow... Transvestite Perry won the
Turner Prize for his/her phallic imagery. While outside a protest was being
staged with a blow-up sex doll purchased from a sex shop in Soho...
You read that correctly... the sex shops in Soho are selling those ever
popular 2003 blow - up item - - - the SEX DOLL...
the group of artists staging the protest are know as the Stuckists - they
campaign for traditional artistry... it's a good thing I added the part
about: "they campaign for traditional artistry" - or with a name like
the STUCKISTS in the same paragraph as phallic imagery and a
blow-up SEX DOLL your dirty little mind might have been thinking
something ELSE.... (giggle...)

Claire is transvestite Perry's feminine alter ego - here's a nice picture
you will enjoy:
http://www.eyestorm.com/artist/Grayson_Perry_biography.aspx

there are actually PICTURES with the Sex DOLL
here:
http://www.stuckism.com/

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Many Viewers Miss Sharpton's 'SNL' Act
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A44466-2003Dec7.html

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Around the World - Picture of the Day:
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPhoto
Presentation.jhtmltype=dayPictures&imageID=1000853982

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