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a friend recently shared this joke with me - I thought you too would enjoy:


"Mom!! Mom!! Why are you blonde, dad is black and I am japanese?"

"Well dear! After the party we had that day!... You're lucky you don't bark"


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a friends shared this link to one of the STRANGEST hand signals that's
getting popular out there right now...

and what happened in this particular High School as a result...

have a look


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Patriotic Pride - you will LOVE this...

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A friend asked the other day - - - "What would you do if you were a PORNSTAR...
and your MOM and DAD - JOINED your website ???

and that got me to thinking... WHAT would I do...

come back SOON - to find out WHAT I would DO...

~Bell

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a friend shared this today...

it's so cute...


A group of kindergartens were trying very hard to become accustomed
to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to
use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride,
and said, "Winnie the SHIT."



- - - see I told you it was cute....

~Bell


p.s. are you getting into any *trouble* today ??
you could always tell me about it.... I am such a perv for that sort of thing...

but then... most of you already KNOW that...

LOL...

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Candles.... Candles.... Candles...



what does Momma want for Mother's Day ??
she wants candles - to be able to drip the hot wax
all over daddies shaft... and his freshly shaven balls...

does Momma sound vicious...??

Daddy HOPES so... that's how he wants it...

you just may be treated to the rest of
the "Candles... Ice Cream... Chocolate Syrup... Weekend..."
story...

candles are a way of life - in the Bradley's Household...

are you wondering HOW I know what goes on over
there ??

well.....

lean in real close... and I will whisper it to you...

~Bell


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I Love this Comeback!!!

As some of you may know, one of my sons serves in the military. He is still
stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how
warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes,
telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to
serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have
them also.

But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at
yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several
people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she
got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the US flag lapel pin the cashier
wore on her smock.

The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, "yes, I always
wear it and I probably always will."

The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop
bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward, putting his arm around
my son's shoulders, and nodding towards my son, said in a calm and gentle
voice to the Iraqi woman: "Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like
this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY
country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is
my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't
need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so
loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so
you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here
in MY country to avoid."
Everyone within hearing distance cheered.


~Bell