Bell's World

after years and years of this sort of thing happening it was inevitable
what was to follow:

10 years of this:
http://totallyunzipped.com/HappyDoughboy.wmv



leads to this:

Dearest Friends,

Since most of you are good cooks and share a love of food with me, it is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.



Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not consided a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

- - - - this was lovinly shared with me by my special friend (initials A.M.)

~Bell

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Prosecutors Drop Sex Case Against Bryant


Judge dismisses Kobe Bryant rape case


New Planets Advance Search for Life

Hurrican Frances News

Hurrican Frances and the Commodities Market


Florida Soccer Women - Action Stops - Due to Hurrican Frances


Scotty's Beaming Moment


Prosecutors Ask Courtney Love To Turn Over Prescriptions


Model agencyt run by sex con


Pitt to offer same-ssex health benefits


John Wayne Bobbitt Talks Exclusively To News 3 From Jail


Ex-vicar jailed for sex attacks


Unsafe sex on rise: Health official


Are you a predatory female?



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I have a transexual friend that will be sharing some extremely
HOT HOT HOT secrets with YOU here in a few hours...
be sure to check back in a bit...
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Hugs From
~Bell

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I finally found the shade of purple I needed to show to
my leather designer... I just happened upon it on the
NASTY McNasty Porn Site over here

now if only ballerina netted tutu's came in that shade of purple...
and fishnets... and thigh high boots... or 6" spike high heels...
then I'd be a happy camper... (giggle)

what are your favorite sources for Fetish Attire ??

share them with me here:
evelyn937 (at) lycos.com

I'll show you some things in a bit...

have to run for now though...
phones ringing AGAIN... LOL...

~Bell

When is @#$% Acceptable?



There have only been eleven times in history when the "F" word was
considered acceptable for use. they are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"



Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"



Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."



Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



Picasso, 1926



6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"



Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"



Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"



Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"



Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



Bill Clinton, 1999



and a drum roll
please..................................................................
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1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."



Sadaam Hussein, 2003


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- - - thanks to my "special friend" in Florida for this item...
when you sent it to me - and I saw the SUBJECT LINE
- I thought you had seen a NAUGHTY post I had made on one of
the boards where I used the @#$% word....

LOL !!!

hugs from
~Bell

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Today's the day I need to get a special - FUN site up in a PERMANENT location
at the bottom of this page in the table of links...

it's called:

Party Girls Uncensored

here:
http://www.party-girls-uncensored.com/

you won't know what you are missing - unless you go check it out...

have fun...

~Bell